January 16th, 2015 • iizthatiiz
Budding astronomers take heed. The QVC cable shopping channel may not be your best source for celestial lessons. During a recent sales pitch, both fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi and QVC host Shawn Killinger compared his blouse print to what the Earth looks like from the ‘planet Moon’.
Killinger quickly backtracked saying, “Isn’t the Moon a star?” Mizrahi insisted on correcting her, “No, the Moon is a planet, darling”, backing up his hypothesis by pointing out that the Moon is not a baseball, nor made out of cheese, summarizing that it must be a planet as “people live on it.”
In total dismay, Carl Sagan reacted by re-scattering his ashes into the deep voids of space, while Joan Rivers announced from the hereafter her new show, “Fashion Scientists”.
Enjoy the luna-cee: